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(at some point) like atp, but asp
“you gotta start focusing asp”
by db<3 May 3, 2022
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Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.
Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.
by QuacksO June 22, 2018
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ASP

a thing my school calls an "at school suspension" they dont wanna say ass bc we're immature. a dumbass punishment you get for stupid reason run by stupid ass people at the front office with a dick in their ass. usually a lot of people up there mainly muslim kids. more common for boys . all the front office does is eat and talk about food all day. the bitchass principal usually isn't even there.
friend:"what did you get an asp for"
you:"i got an asp for helping a 5th grader with their work"
by niggermonkey2 March 19, 2019
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ASP

An acronym for 'At Some Point.' In colloquial use, most people would follow it with "..... " to imply that they'll get to something or do something later--probably not at all. In practice, it serves as an antithetical synonym to ASAP. Whereas 'ASAP' implies immediate action, 'ASP' is quite the opposite -- the likelihood of action is extremely low -- you're getting blown off... Conveniently, 'ASP' is also a plausible typo of 'ASAP' further adding to its popularity when responding to a boss's requests.
Boss: "Run all the numbers for me again" "umm, yeah, asp...."
by n mck May 21, 2019
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Robert asp

A robert is a fat ass that is bad at fortnite and always complains about it and is very trash to soccer
Bro du be so Robert asp
by Themorrocanhashguy November 15, 2018
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