ascension

An erection that is holy.

When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.

"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."

by Shmonor May 21, 2008

asconding

(adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance.

Andy and Claire answered all the study questions in english class today; how asconding!

by Drew Whizzo April 2, 2005

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

Ascension

Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension

" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "

by power_metal October 29, 2008

Ascentia

Kick Ass Guild on The Nameless Server

Ascentia rules

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Ascends the Patrick

When something good or funny happens.

It really ascends the Patrick when grandma makes me cookies.

by NoScopeDatPope May 26, 2022

Ascenzo

A strong leader and everyone looks up to him because he's so chill. Ascenzo. The type of guy who is caring strong and passionate when he finds something he’s committed to. He super nice, caring, and has a soft spot on the inside. He’ll take good care of you and protect you with all he’s got. Jordan, Franco, Sam, Christain, Harrison, Sebastian, Mark, and Ethan are his best mates.

Ascenzo is so much more than this definition

by lololol.o March 3, 2021