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An morbidly obese schizophrenic who had a checkered past who had a handful of lovers at a young age. When he first became a father he was not good at it cause he was a child himself. He lost his innocence at a young age but was and still extremely naive.
Man 1: Arturo screwed the Virgin Mary and made a demon baby with her and almost single handedly ended the world because of this. God have mercy on his soul.
Arturo by Shinkdmeister May 24, 2020
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Arturo is the type of guy that acts sus and he’s secretly gay but has the cutest farts.
Dominic: That Arturo niggajust made the cutest fart😳🥵

Chris: Cutie ima suck his dick

Quinter: should include the word being defined
Arturo by Hotcheetoguy182838 August 25, 2020
A nigga who went to ASTRO world and fucking died. He has an autistic fat brother he likes eating him out.
P1. Did you hear arturo died
P2. Yeah he got squashed
Arturo by Yomama1110995744 November 21, 2021
Arturo is guy with a big ass dick and dope personality. Every time he fucks a bitch they end up falling in love and get all crazy over him. He is also a pretty goofy dude who can get serious at times. He’s someone you want in your cirlce. He is also a psycho so don’t mess with an Arturo because you gon regret it.
Omg i fucked Arturo he had a big ass dick.

Omg girl I wanna fuck him tok.
Arturo by iLoveBeans69 November 22, 2021
BIG DICK MIDGET, aproximatly 3 feet tall dick and 2,6 feet height. Sexy and all the girls love him!
DAMN ARTURO SMALL AND BIG
Arturo by anonymous November 26, 2021
Arturo is either a father who almost murders you at 2 and a half months or is your lover
¨Arturo almost killed his kid???"
"Arturo is hot omfg-
Arturo by LiChanNotFound February 11, 2022
Arturo is an ogre named Shrek. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Person A: Want to go to Art’s place?

Person B: You mean the ogre and his swamp?

Person B: Let’s go to Arturo’s swamp
Arturo by Gyutaro April 3, 2023