abusing the hose

it is a word used to define masterbation in some areas

i caught him abusing the hose this morning and, he's been shy ever since
,or,

kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"

by imma geneis<lol January 5, 2011

Airbus

A European company that makes flying buses.

I work at airbus it's really easy to make flying buses.

by Airbus guy February 13, 2019

snooze abuse

When two people share a bed, and one has to get up in the morning. Some people tend to repeatedly hit the snooze bar, over and over, disturbing the hell out of the person who doesn't have to get up. This can be from once or twice to dozens of times.

She had to work at 10 AM, set the alarm for FOUR, and hit snooze two dozen times.
I could have strangled her, that's total
snooze abuse.

by R. Mooers August 20, 2009

Ambuslap

A verb that describes the action of silly people (mostly cops and firefighters) who like to close the back doors of a mutual aid ambulance for the EMTs and then slap the back doors, usually twice in rapid succession. This is supposed to tell the out-of-town driver (at the front of the ambulance) that they are now clear to leave the scene, instead of listening to the trained EMT who is IN the back of the ambulance and actually knows when it's okay to leave.

I'm sick of getting ambuslaps every time we go to a mutual aid car crash.

by AmbulanceBeforeCop December 10, 2012

peroxide abuser

A person who is fake and insecure, has dyed hair, plastic finger nails, way too much make-up, talks too much, uneducated with no regard for the world. Spends lots of money but doesn't earn enough on their own. No sense of style. Chews and pops gum because it's the only way to get attention.

That peroxide abuser thinks the whole world revolves around them. Why can't they learn to build up their self esteem in a useful and creative way?

by Sharp Ed June 2, 2002

ambushed paddington

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

by playa hater February 24, 2004

Animal abuser

A disgusting piece of breathing scum that should be wiped off the face of the planet in the most brutal way fucking possible for even daring to hurt the adorable floofs that god has blessed us with. All animal abusers should die a slow painful death of starvation then suffer for all enternity in the fiery painful pits of hell.

animal abuser: yeah, I hurt my dog yesterday for trying to love me
Awesome person: *beats the shit out of scumbag

by Totallynotkiki2005 December 9, 2018