Absolutely dogwater

when you suck at the game that bad instead your (dogwater) YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER YOU WERE 10-0 KID

DUDE YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER IM LEAVING COME ON GUYS LETS GO!

by Beau Julius MN May 13, 2021

absolutely barbaric

When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong

"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"

"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."

by Dickbutt694206661738 January 9, 2017

Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian

A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.

It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.

Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...

by Jehovas witness October 9, 2020

absolutely and utterly beautiful

Hanna

Someone: Hanna is absolutely and utterly beautiful!
Me: I KNOW RIGHT

by cantthinkofaname13 September 28, 2017

absolutely yes

street drug. you wouldn't know about it tho

What's good?

Absolutely yes

by notmyrealnamesowereallgoodmyma November 2, 2017

absolutely smack

A phrase meaning "unbelievably cool", "hella tight", and can be used when a good occurence takes place.

Chick: Dude! I just illed your mom in Tony Hawk pro Skater 4 and CS!
Dude: OMFG that's absolutely smack!

by otownispunkrawk July 22, 2003

absolutely not

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008