If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy

“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.

Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah

by A limelight ofc December 20, 2020

anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example rachel sarah

Anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example Rachel Sarah
This is for every person always a girl who uses their first name and their middle name like on Facebook or any other social media outlet. They are always sluts so #nolastname and always pretentious. Usually these are the girls that buy fake shit and post pictures about it like they have mad money.

anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example rachel sarah
posted that fake ass purse like she's somebody. Bitch, please.

by Christine morrass January 21, 2017

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face

Who I will settle for if I cannot get to any of you.

If it isn't you it will be Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face.

by Hym Iam December 03, 2020

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):

Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"

by lawngiant July 14, 2009

I don't give a fuck what anyone says

Not giving a single fuck while ensuring your thought cannot be changed

" that guy is hacking I don't give a fuck what anyone says ! "

by Anthony303isafaggot September 24, 2021

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 08, 2024