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Appled

The act of purchasing a new shiny Apple product, only to have Apple release a newer, faster, shinier version of the same product a short time later.

Particularly relevant after signing a two year contract with AT&T in order to purchase an iPhone.
David: I just a bought a new iPhone 3Gs! Isn't it awesome?

Me: No, no – the new iPhone 4 comes out next week! You got Appled!
by mattsbecker December 9, 2010
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apple

In hockey, when a player gets an assist on a goal.
Johnny had 2 apples and a goal in the game.
by Brittonm April 10, 2008
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Apple

A computer company, started by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976. Famous for creating the first computer with a GUI (Graphical User Interface), the Apple Lisa, and making the Macintosh, the second most popular operating system after Windows, having a 3% market share.

That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
Person#1: I just bought a Mac!
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
by Itsmynametakenbyme February 13, 2013
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Apple

Word used in testing for brain damage.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
"Just say apple, a simple word, apple."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
by S1lvr April 3, 2012
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Appled

Censorship or obstruction of an idea, work or method through means of micromanagement or excessive control, often unnecessary or without proper reason.

Exemplified by the dispute between Adidas and Apple in October of 2010, from which the term originates, in which Adidas canceled a $10 million contract to advertise through iAd because "Apple CEO Steve Jobs was being too much of a control freak."
I was unable to repair my car because the manufacturer appled the powertrain and I need to order parts directly from them.
by Quixotico November 30, 2010
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appled

The act of dispersing rotten apples into your asshole neighbors yard during the middle of the night.
Karma's a bitch. You've just been appled.
by Husonators January 2, 2012
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Apple

A yummy fruit or an overly priced half eaten fruit.
"Hey I got u an apple for ur bday!"
"Oh I'm allergic sorry"
"I mean the company!"

"Oh sweet! What is it?"
"iPhone 4!"
"Fuck you"
by BigBLittleD January 2, 2015
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