Almost 21

The age at which you are not yet legally allowed to drink with in the United States.

Your almost 21 let's go to mexico.

by RMracer October 9, 2008

Almog

Almog are the most smartest hottest and funniest person you will ever meet. They have a great looks and personality and they are very loyal , they care the most about their friends and family. Sometimes almog's are too extra and annoying but it's only because they feel comfortable around you. They will always be there for you and will never judge you no matter what. Keep them in .your life because they are the best

Almog- their always the hottest bitch/dude in the room and they not scared of no hoes so chile.

by Brianna559 June 10, 2020

Maria Alford

Maria is absolutely perfect in all ways, they're beautiful, funny and loud but we all love their goofiness.

We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.

We all love them.

Bella: Maria Alford is perfect, I love them so much.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.

by BellaForTheWin April 9, 2021

My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"

by NASTYBASH May 18, 2010

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

Almond Joy

The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.

Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.

by Duane Ball May 17, 2004

jeffrey almonte

The realist nigga alive

Nigga you a Jeffrey almonte

by Almonteisthebae March 29, 2017