Alligator Broner

When your with the guys and you get a hard scaly erection
Dude I have such a alligator broner

A plate of mayonnaise, alligator broner
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 22, 2020
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alligator blood

Term used in poker.
Used to describe a player who plays fearlessly when short-stacked and wins, or optionally, a player who plays for a long time short-stacked, winning just enough to keep them in the game. Also can be used to mean the complete lack of concern for other people's well being at the poker table.
The kid's got alligator blood.
by pokernut December 26, 2008
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alligators in the sewers

Use this phrase when you know someone is giving you a total bullshit story, but you don't want to confront them head-on with their ridiculous lies.
Guy #1 - Yeah man, last night I picked up this gorgeous chick at the bar, and we had a threesome with her sister. Guy #2 - Yeah, okay man, blah, blah, blah, blase, blase, blase, alligators in the sewers....
by dipsys April 20, 2015
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Alligator Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with one's penis. Both a noun and a verb.
I woke her up with an alligator slap.
by poorliljeffy June 05, 2010
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feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)
Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2008
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Road alligator

The strips of tire tread, usually from big rigs, which you see lying in the roadways.
"Breaker! Breaker! Someone call a Smokey. We got a six foot road alligator in the number two of the northbound double-nickle just south of the I-5! That sucker'll kill a two wheeler!"
by Green Bear September 25, 2005
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alligator handjob

Two parts orange Gatorade, one part P.Diddys Coconut Vodka, with a spritz of Coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.
“So sir, what may I get you this evening”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”

Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”
by 007withatwist December 21, 2017
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