Alligator Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with one's penis. Both a noun and a verb.

I woke her up with an alligator slap.

by poorliljeffy June 5, 2010

alligator handjob

Two parts orange Gatorade, one part P.Diddys Coconut Vodka, with a spritz of Coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.

“So sir, what may I get you this evening”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”

“Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”

by 007withatwist December 21, 2017

Alligator arm

In American football, a would-be pass-receiver's arm extended timidly, less than full length, because he senses a tackler bearing down on him and is not whole-heartedly eager to catch the ball. Usually plural.

"He's open, it's there.... Oh! Off his fingertips, incomplete. He had alligator arms on that one."

by RB Jr. September 10, 2008

Alligator Pear

An avocado

I like salt on my Alligator Pears, and I just love to make Guacamole with them.

by Jayy1989 April 14, 2010

alligator tears

Tears that are fake, or are meant to deceive. Same as crocodile tears.

Man, that bitch was totally faking it with those alligator tears.

by gleenn May 29, 2007

Alligator Fuckshack

Performing the "Alligator Fuckhouse" in Lewis County.

That couple from Lewis County was way out in the country and decided to perform the Alligator Fuckshack. It was messy.

by NotNicole June 16, 2011

Alligator eyes

While a man is going down on a woman, inevitably he will attempt to make eye contact. The moment when the eyes of both parties meet, from the female's perspective, the man looks like an alligator lurking in a swamp; only his eyes peeking up to be seen.

Girl 1: So last night, Mike was going down on me.

Girl 2: Ya and?

Girl 1: Well, have you ever noticed how proud they look when they are down there and look right up at you?

Girl 2: Yea, kind of like an alligator peeking up from the water.

Both girls in sync: ALLIGATOR EYES!

by brokeassribs January 17, 2011