Guy 1: Damn bro whys there shit all over the toilet seat and the floor
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm
by Noadjan February 13, 2020
annoying nerd, glasses, short, weak, always loses at arm wrestling. what people would describe a ¨boomer¨
by wedontgafaboutthatbitch November 11, 2019
Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.
by pinjer October 04, 2018
A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.
by i_am_your_mother July 07, 2021
Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.
A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia
by el_che April 07, 2006
The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"
Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!
I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.
I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.
by straightedgepunk123 July 11, 2008