alarm clock

the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit

dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

Alarm Cock

A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.

My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.

by Darren O'Donnell October 11, 2008

Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet

Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

alarm clock

THE number 1 drink for early tailgates or day drinks. Consists of malt liquor, orange juice, and pre-workout powder. Drink in excess and you'll be awake and alive for the party.

"The dage starts at 8AM, we better make some alarm clocks"

by Fratrick Star October 28, 2012

Alarm Cock

The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.

The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.

by Conman31415 March 18, 2010

alarm clock

the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.

dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.

by swami February 16, 2005