non-advice

Advice which is so elementary or obvious that it can only serve to annoy the person in need of it.

Advice needed: I am up against the world champion in the ring. What are his strengths and weaknesses? I need to know so I can defeat him.

Non-advice given: You need to hit him and try to not be hit.

by Midig December 18, 2018

non advice

Advice that is so generic and elementary that it can only serve to annoy the person asking for it

Advice asked: Ok, so exactly how am going beat him?
Non advice: You gotta hit him and avoid being hit.

by Midig December 18, 2018

unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori February 24, 2016

Roper Advice

Advice given that wouldn't be followed by the advice given themselves.

"Hey you should go steal that truck" - Advice Giver
"You do it" - Response
"Oh hell nah" - Advice Giver
"Yeah not finna follow your Roper Advice" - Response

by TheOneTrueDefiner February 10, 2023

Nick gives advice

Nick is the type of guy to really put his all into helping you succeed in mental health and more. Vent to him and talk to him about ANYTHING, he doesn't judge and he's an overall great guy. It doesn't matter your age or how you look, find him online and he's got your back. He doesn't judge and he supports you through your all

Nick Gives Advice #2 is a great guy! (find him on snap if you need to vent or anything <3)

by WelcomePeeps! October 01, 2023

Advice Dude

He is maddie's husband. He is the light of her life. He is the reason she wakes up every morning.

Omg Advice dude saved my life

by zumbachis January 17, 2018