ADD 

Any Dick will Do

that broad had a serious case of ADD

ADD by Dodged a Bullet July 15, 2011

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Anal Dick Disorder. A person who likes dick, in the ass.

Bob: Man, he has ADD.
Steve: Yeah, I hear he likes it hard.

ADD by MeowWoman March 24, 2009

ADD 

A scam involving a fake disorder designed to get parents to buy drugs. "Symptoms" include lack of focus (as with a child) and inability to sit still (as with a child) . Also known as ADHD.

The shrink told the parents their child had ADD and told them to buy Ritalin, because the creators could not otherwise sell it.

ADD by keyanf November 15, 2009

ADD 

(Un)Artificially Advanced Determination

L(abel)

ADD, called "Attention Deficit Disorder" by "the professionals," is an advanced state of mind only achievable by those willing to accept their humanity and open up to themselves and others emotionally. For these individuals, hormones and other chemicals play a large role in the decision-making process, regardless of the ignorance of jealous others.

1: Hey, what's up?

2: Clouds, sky... I dunno. Hey, look, an eagle!

1: ...Where?

2: Over there, you missed it... anyway, how are ya?

1: I swear you have ADD or something.

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ADD by G.Owly August 1, 2011

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Act of enslaving more than one man at once.
A person who believes she can have it in the butt and still be a virgin.
Act of continuing compulsive word vomit.
A skanky whore who is really a man behind all that makeup.
All of the above and more...

"I don't want him but you can't have him, because I want him too...because I'm ADD"
"No, really, I'm a virgin...I've only had it in the butt...once, twice, hell every night. But I'm still a virgin! Swear!"
"I love him and him, but today I only want you, but just so you know on Tuesday the rules state that I must switch off...sorry!"
Morning, on phone with boyfriend..."Honey, just so you know if you ever see me without makeup, I want you to hear this from me...I'm not a girl! I'm a man! The makeup is key!"

ADD by Lexi and Hope June 5, 2007

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After Dinner Dookie.

Dang Tia I need to take an ADD.

ADD by AmandaWHHTE December 9, 2008

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ADD, or American Distraction Disorder, or syndrome, is when particular Americans get distracted easily. It is quite contagious, and dogs called Maxwell Not-so-smart are prone. These types of dogs are usually either terriers, spaniels or poodles. They usually have another dog companion, normally not the same breed, thugh usually the companion is a spaniel or a beagle. ADD is found in Australia, although it is an American disorder. The thing is, only Americans can have it, so if you're an Australian in America, you cannot catch it, though if you are an American in Australia, you can get it. This has resulted in more and more Americans getting Australian citizenships, because the moment they become Australian, the disease goes away, even if they move back to America (still as an Australian citizen, though). The American to Australian event has resulted in the test to become Australian even harder, and less are excepted, even if it means they would be distracted forever.

Catherine: 'Y'know, ADD can be infect an American even if they are in Australia, though that doesn't matter because you got your citizenship last month- Phew!'
Lily: 'Umm, Cat, about that . . .

Catherine: 'What is it? Lily?? Wait, where has she gone? Oh, she must have been distracted.' *sigh*

ADD by Germah Horltott May 6, 2011