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Rolling Acres Mall

A shopping mall that was located in Akron, Ohio. At one time it was the best shopping in the area, with a sparkling orange fountain near the main entrance and undoubtedly the largest selection of stores, but then mall management chose to employ cheaper security guards rather than off-duty police officers. Gangs started to appear around the premises and the mall declined. After October 2008, the mall closed, was abandoned, and was torn up by shitbag vandals and gangsters, ruining any chances of the mall ever being revitalized.

Gained widespread notoriety when Seph Lawless took pictures of the snow-filled atrium in 2015, after vandals shot out the mall's skylights. Sadly, it's demolished now.
John: Hey, remember that big mall somewhere in Akron? The one with the orange fountain?
Timothy: You're talking about the Rolling Acres Mall. Man, I had good childhood memories at that place, sad to see it being demolished.

RIP Rolling Acres Mall.
by Boeing777-300 November 1, 2017
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green acres

A person of african-american heretage, or any person of colored skin. Generally used in a steriotypical manner. Can be used as a singular or plural noun.
Man, look at that/those green acres over there.
by B-b-B-b-b-b-B November 12, 2009
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Sunny Acres

A place to take your pets and get bitched at by a fat ass hoe named Lisa.
Damn I would love to work at Sunny Acres but I don't want that fat hoe Lisa to bitch at me.
by Tamara S March 31, 2008
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Acres Caelestes Reunited

A group of people who are total assholes and prevail above everyone else. They stomp over the weak and ignore cries of mercy. Thousands of people envy and wish to be like them.
They value loyalty over everything else.

Acres Caelestes is Latin for "Strong Gods"
Look at that mob of bloodthirsty people.. They're like Acres Caelestes Reunited...

Wow they're so strong! Just like Ac-R!
by xxxxxxcreation August 7, 2011
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hundred acre wood

outdoor anal sex, slang ,used predominantly in SW Washington
Jasmyn: So he stuck it in your ass? In a meadow?

Hilary: Yeah, he went all hundred acre wood on me.
by Tomatojuice August 19, 2008
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9 acre woods

“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”

― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
9 acre woods
by ME ...... :L January 27, 2013
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100 Acre Wood

A women or person with a large bush
Dude 1: Damn son the girl I hooked up with had a 100 acre wood.

Dude 2: Nice. Bruh! So did the guy I hooked up with last week.
by SydJJack May 25, 2015
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