A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020
A Jersey Louie is a right-hand turn followed by an immediate U-turn near the same intersection, in simulation of the compulsory jug-handle left turns common in the State of New Jersey. They intentionally effectuate a very safe left turn over the intersection , and are similar in shape to a jug-handle turn (without actually being one). A Jersey Louie is a ideal for when an accident or other fuck-up is clogging your egress leftward. Legend has it that Jersey Louies are the informal antecedent of formal jug-handle intersections.
Hotchkiss: I need to turn Eastbound but that ice cream truck is busted down in the left turn lane.
Michaela: Do a Jersey Louie.
Hotchkiss: Good thinking! A Thousand Blessings ! We slipped past that cluster-fuck at the light !
Michaela: Do a Jersey Louie.
Hotchkiss: Good thinking! A Thousand Blessings ! We slipped past that cluster-fuck at the light !
by joedaprogramma July 28, 2016
An instance in which a man ejaculates into his sexual partner’s purse as a means of revenge and/or proving a point to her. Later, the girl goes into her purse in order to grab her keys, wallet, phone, ect. but discovers quickly that the contents of her purse are covered in a sticky white smelly substance.
“Omg, what is all over my keys? Oh that bastard must have given me the Gluey Louie!”
“I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.”
“I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.”
by AGoodLad June 17, 2020
Louis Rocks is a complete goddess born in 5000 BC
Even though Louie Rocks is very clumsy and not that intelligent he is very good at staying up at night after nigh
If you have a Louie Rocks in your life your very lucky
Even though Louie Rocks is very clumsy and not that intelligent he is very good at staying up at night after nigh
If you have a Louie Rocks in your life your very lucky
by Hank slayer of gods October 23, 2019
The pinnacle of man, hes a buff ting and the strongest man alive. He is the powerful leader of Louie gang gang (named after himself) and does all his homework 3 weeks before its due. He is also Omnipotent and all knowing and the best source of copying answers in English lessons.
by He who eats curry. November 11, 2019
The most prestige chef is all existence. Has opened millions of different restaurants of all kinds all over the world. Is a gift to humanity made by G-d himself.
Mark: Yo, dude lets get something to eat
Mac: Ya what do you want
(Papa Louies Pizzeria drops on top of Mark)
Mac: (Screaming) WHAT THE FU...
Papas Pizzeria Come Today!
Mac: Ya what do you want
(Papa Louies Pizzeria drops on top of Mark)
Mac: (Screaming) WHAT THE FU...
Papas Pizzeria Come Today!
by baconkilla March 22, 2020
1. A man who lives in Burlington, Vermont. He has his own live TV show where he sits in a rocking chair by a table where he takes random calls. His show uses a bad green-screen to show cows walking around in the background. Every so often a cow takes a shit.
2. Quite possibly the best show that I have ever seen.
3. A TV show on VCAM
2. Quite possibly the best show that I have ever seen.
3. A TV show on VCAM
by iz March 28, 2005