jesus on a stick day

food friday (when jesus died)

happy jesus on a stick day!

by nothing_911 April 13, 2007

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

An exlamation of disgust or alarm

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

by SpiderGirl April 30, 2003

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

by Selur livid March 29, 2015

Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.

Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"

by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019

Jesus In A Box

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.

The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.

"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004