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God is a man

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If god is every thing then he may also be a man or a male squirl
by EliasIsn't Gay October 11, 2020
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Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
by 89diehl September 26, 2010
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God is a woman

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It's an infamous song by Ariana Grande
It means woman is a god basically.
It has nothing to do with God.
It tells about how much power women have that they deserve a lot more respect than men.
They literally created this world.
Everyone reading this are also existing because of their mother and their sacrifices during the pregnancy time and even after that.
The song says having a pussy is power.
Be proud to be a women.
Women are not sex toys.
And stop abusing someone by calling a slut or a whore just because she wore a short dress.
Many men play with women's feelings as they don't know yet that God is a woman.
by Devilish ✨ July 7, 2022
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A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.
I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest
by redwings... December 12, 2008
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A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
by PowellRanger August 17, 2006
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THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY

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this term is heavily used by infantry, paratrooper and ranger military units as a humorous taunt at the"rain God" when rain looks likely.

it's intended to harden the spirit against emenent hardship and intimidate the unindoctrinated
Pvt Jones: looks like rain sergeant
Sgt: THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY
by Seamussaid April 5, 2017
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