95 YEAR OLD: Hey little girl can I come over
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?
by Kurbly February 23, 2019
Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.
Definition 2: The Creation Engine
Definition 3: A slow computer
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.
Definition 2: The Creation Engine
Definition 3: A slow computer
by Chevyman95 August 01, 2019
When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.
Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.
by Flexo Rodriguez July 09, 2021
Keep it real but not to real
I got a girlfriend and a side chick they both give me head anytime I want some
Bruh stop lying ok I’m keep it 95 just my side chick
Bruh stop lying ok I’m keep it 95 just my side chick
by Biggfacts May 31, 2018
by Csan7 June 08, 2021
A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.
The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.
by Powerlated October 12, 2018
Close, by the minute monitoring of a newsworthy event. Used by Jack Webb in the newspaper film -30-.
Newspaper editor Jack Webb asked a wire service to provide "95 coverage" of an attempt by an Air Force pilot to set a new cross country speed record. Spoiler, it did not go well.
by Gddmop July 16, 2022