95 year old

A 95 year old is a big fat fucking pedophile and he will dm your girlfriend

and rape her in your van

95 YEAR OLD: Hey little girl can I come over
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?

by Kurbly February 22, 2019

Windows 95 shit

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer

Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?

by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019

Slipper Queen of I-95

When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.

Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

I-95

The Dark Souls boss of highways. Traveling anywhere on it is equivalent to being a pirate during a tsunami.

Person 1: I have to drive on I-95 every day to get to work.

Person 2: Lmao that sucks dude

by 81654288888 March 18, 2022

95 bulls

A group of tryhards who cant make there parents proud

Damn, the 95 bulls are toxic

by Kahoot.exe August 8, 2019

95

Lightning McQueen's number

very cool

guy "95"
otherguy "yes"

by Big Pro Gamer November 11, 2020

born in 95

Millenials, scrubs, Michael, turd burgler

This scrub Michael was born in 95, he's such a turd burgler

by B. J. Vadaszffy July 1, 2020