13th december

People born on 13th december have fruity tookies

Her tookie do be kinda fruity doe
Duh nigga she born on the 13th December

by Big Polish Cock 900 April 13, 2020

13th of august

Fake day!
Fake everything

Fake orgasm
Fake questions

Fake break ups
Fake everything

13th of august is a date where you fake everything

Son “Hey mum I love you…”
Mum “aawww how sweet, I love-“
Son “HAHAHAHA KIDDING!!! ITS FAKE DAY I FUCKING HATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT”

by buckskin6 August 11, 2021

13th Tradition

The 13th tradition of Alcoholics Anonymous which states: the only requirement for membership at Flushing Unity is a desire to compulsively fuck newcomers.

John has the 13th tradition down pat

by Cristobal H. September 9, 2010

13th floor

-A girl gave a guy head in the 13th floor stairwell of a hotel at a convention in 2009. She is a legend.

-A place to hookup/give head

So when are we gonna go to the 13th floor?
Too bad i only have 2 stories in my house otherwise we could go to the 13th floor.

by getlaidgetpaid February 24, 2011

13th febuary

the day gays were born

ur gayyyyyy its the 13th febuary

by jjkoming November 7, 2019

13th September

13th Of September: A day when a very shmexy boy is born. That boy is ThomasDaBeast and he will thrash you at minecraft. This boy is very stupid and should shut up on the 1st Of September. This boy has no common sense and is very stupid. He is very fit and gets all the ladies.

Woahhh It’s the 13th September That’s Thomas’s Birthday.

Woah man that’s radical.
Ikr.
Let’s say happy birthday.
Yeah man.

by Shmexy Beast September 1, 2020

13th base

(male) when you have intercourse with a female and you end up getting warts, aids, and every other STd you can think of.

Man this girl took me to 13th base and now my life is over!

by Will Deshazo June 11, 2006