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Fox News

Cuntservative: OMG did you see Fox News last night?

Shitberal: idiot u meen faux news lololololololo!!!!111!11
by Zombater October 16, 2014
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Fox News

Fox News is news so fake it describes itself as Fox News
Husband:Honey did you see Fox News today!?

Wife:No pumpkin why?

Husband: Well don't its such Fox News
by Poopee fingers August 7, 2018
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Fox News

Fox News is the most-watched cable network in the U.S, And is a deep state operation mockingbird CIA asset designed to promote RINO ideologies (Neo"conservatism") within the Republican Party (GOP), Unlike other mainstream media outlets which are straight democrat propaganda.
Boomer Reagan worshipper: "Nikki haley is soooo good because Fox News and Sean Hannity told me so!"
by Misinformation Spreader May 21, 2023
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The punchline to any joke.
Bill: Knock Knock,

Terry: Who's there?

Bill: Fox News.

(Terry laughs hysterically.)
by Incoherent Duck December 14, 2008
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A far right neo-con "talk show" that presents itself as news. In fact if the news does not favor their distorted view they focus on sensational tabloid stories of rape and murder to titillate the religious right that pretends morality. This show is so hilarious that I might even rate it as a comedy if it werent for the fact that some ignorant americans really believe it is fair and balanced. It is a show for lower IQ people who want to be reassured their small minds are correct and that everyone in the world who isnt white,right wing extremists re evil. Fox news hates you if you are Democrat, moderate thinking republican. Catholic, Lutheran,asian,black,hispanic, and the list goes on. They have a narrow box of extreme radical fundalmentalist with a corporate agenda and if you look closely rather perverted. The owner (Rupert Murdich" specializes in tabloids that exploit crimes against women and children then report every delicious sexual detail so the "moral" religious right" can get their jollies while exclaing how hrrible everyone else is. It really promotes rich big corporations and Republicans like George W. and use their guise as a "conservative" station to manipulate the average, easily manipulated person who wants to think of themselves as moral citizens while their mind is being filled with anything but factual news reporting. Wake up america and start watching C-span and see what is really happening.
Wake up America and start thinking and quit being manipulated!
by Mld September 15, 2005
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Funniest Tv station ever. Good source of entertainment. But seriously, I trust the Daily Show more.
"Did you see that special on Fox news? John Kerry was a hooker in Vietnam apparently."
by Tony ramone June 29, 2005
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Completely and utterly without merit. A news station that not only presents the most wildly conservative of biases with the slogan "Fair and Balanced," but also presents worse television than Jerry Springer. I am NOT watching the news to see Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly scream "SHUT UP!" at every single guest they have.
The usual transcript of The O'Reilly Factor:
O'Reilly: Today, America, we're here with Al Franken and Alan Colmes. I don't have backup because I'm a pompous idiot who thinks I own the world.
Franken: You got the first part right.
Colmes: *giggle*
O'Reilly: Shut up, both of you. Now, onto our discussion. Today we are presenting the fact that all Muslims are evil.
Colmes: No, Bill, you can't--
O'Reilly: Shut up! It's--
Franken: Bill, that's wrong because--
O'Reilly: Shut up, shut up!
Franken: You're being completely unreasonable, and if you'll listen, I'll tell you why! It's not po--
O'Reilly: SHUT UP!
Colmes: God, this sucks. *walks off set*
O'Reilly: One less opponent for me.
Franken: Now do I get a chance to prove my point?
O'Reilly: No, we're going to a commercial.
Franken: No, we can't go to a commercial because you presented a completely innacurate stereotype and are attacking one of the most--
O'Reilly: SHUT UP NOW, YOU IDIOT! You're wrong, I'm right, what more is there to say?!
Franken: NO! We CANNOT go to a COMMERCIAL because--
*commercial*
by Lady Pain March 7, 2005
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