2

honestly just a number nothing else o_0

someone: i have 2 brothers

other person: i can care less

by goodatwriting February 26, 2024

2

Second number (or third if you count zero (not counting negative numbers))

And short term of "to" or "too".

That's it. What? Did you think there would be more? Nope. All done. 2, the second/third/next to 1/the number of balls I have/how many bombs were put on japan in 1945. Why are you still reading this? Just get out. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT.

There's 2 guys.

You're 2 annoying

2 birds 1 rock

I 2

by Gettafuqouttahere June 9, 2024

2

1+1=2

I have 2 dogs. :)

by World Government August 17, 2025

*2

When a phone service company has you on hold and your option for help is *2. Also when someone is being a total asshole and is not helping when they should and just tells you to *2.

John, my phone is not working.
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"

by snockerbocker July 31, 2009

-2

A number used to describe a woman who's looks fail the general 1-10 test.

In addition: A woman labeled a -2 more than likely is packing a ball sack which has the ability to retract away inside the body.

"On a scale of 1 to 10... -2"

by SteveTheBoxMan November 3, 2009

2!

2! means "hi" in Vietnamese.

A: 2!
B: Hello!

by thuytien2312 August 20, 2010

(2)

A Filipino slang used when someone would like to second something that someone said or reiterate it

person A: I think Ms. Susan isn't good at teaching
person B: (2)

by tobehonestly November 17, 2020