Hawkinator

a very hip teacher who likes to work hard but still have a fun time.

wow, we love our hawkinator!!

by [mjuzIk] is love July 6, 2011

hawkins

Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.

Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.

Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.

by computerscientits April 3, 2017

Hawkwind

marijuana--Named for the seminal psychedelic British rock band Hawkwind who have released records that are so fucked up that you don't actually require pot to get high!

"Dude, got any 'wind?" (using the abbreviation "'wind" is always appropriate when hanging out with rockers, and the phrase "hawking some wind" is also an acceptable, uh, thing)

by Dutchman March 22, 2003

the hawkins

having a wank while in the process of pissing

omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!

by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010

Taylor Hawkins

Drummer for the foo fighters
has his own band - Taylor Hawkins and the coattail riders

Taylor Hawkins used to be the drummer for alanis morrisett (sp?!)

by yakkitori June 11, 2006

faux hawking

when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk

ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.

sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!

--faux hawking

by sexyportia September 30, 2009

Bone Hawking

When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.

I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the bar. I nailed her later.

by poo touching cotton May 13, 2008