Often confused with the university of the same name, Princeton IS indeed a medium-sized town in New Jersey, home not only to the Tigers, but also Palmer Square, and more importantly, a centrally located J. Crew. Princeton also holds the record for having the most ice cream parlors in Mercer County, which include The Bent Spoon, Halo Pub, Thomas Sweet and Ricky's. Weekend activities include attending football games, trying to sneak into the university eating clubs, driving the loop and sitting on the wall. Commonly referred to by Princetonians as "town." Considered elitist and snobby by most of New Jersey.
See Orange Bubble and Princeton for additional information.
See Orange Bubble and Princeton for additional information.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb in Princeton?
Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
by Meg January 24, 2005
Avalon is a small town located between Sea Isle city & Stone Harbor. It’s the greatest shore town to ever exist. Make sure to leave your morals and behavior on the Garden State Parkway before you arrive. If you’re not attending Whitebrier Happy Hour on a Saturday then you’re a complete asshole. If Fred’s isn’t delivering Dom to WBHH- chances are you’re a ROOK. Do you even go here ?
by Uncommon_name609610 September 4, 2019
NJ Martin is the scientific name for a wide variety of things.
Heres a few words that NJ Martin works in conjunction with;
Pimp, Baller, Mack, Beast, Goon, Thug, Gangster, High Roller, G'd Up, Fresh, Money, Green, Mulah, Doja, Kush, Crack Slangin' Beast, 25 inch long penis.
Heres a few words that NJ Martin works in conjunction with;
Pimp, Baller, Mack, Beast, Goon, Thug, Gangster, High Roller, G'd Up, Fresh, Money, Green, Mulah, Doja, Kush, Crack Slangin' Beast, 25 inch long penis.
Brittney - I sure wish I had an NJ Martin
Tiara - Girl, I wish I did too, Then I wouldn't have to do nothing with my piece of shit life except sit around the house and be a lazy whore even more than my good for nothing ass is now, and suck my NJ Martin's dick every 5 minutes.
Brittney - Yes girl, I feel you... That's the life I wanna be living. Please Jesus send me a NJ Martin.
Tiara - Girl, I wish I did too, Then I wouldn't have to do nothing with my piece of shit life except sit around the house and be a lazy whore even more than my good for nothing ass is now, and suck my NJ Martin's dick every 5 minutes.
Brittney - Yes girl, I feel you... That's the life I wanna be living. Please Jesus send me a NJ Martin.
by -NJ- January 14, 2011
Is a small town located in Sussex County, NJ. Its hard to pin point exactly whats going on here. To a casual observe it looks to be a small rural town. On the main street that runs though the "downtown" area is fileld with crack heads, retards, freaks, disfigured perverts, whores, swamp people, saggy titted sluts, and child molesting perverts then any town in the state. The town is going through a perpetual state of closing stores and reopening them as even business. Recently the Newton Theater has re-opened and hailed as the coming of "culture". Little did the locals realize the theater would have washed up losers and no name locals playing on a weekly basis. The areas is void of all culture, good food, and interesting bars/cafes. If for some reason you end up in Newton, NJ your best bet is to be "cool" and go hang out at the local Applebee's where you an witness the lowest form of human scum packing sodium pumped 1/2 price grease specials into their faces. These people all keep the local cardiology and liver specialist busy-- making them filthy rich, so they can live else where (See: Sparta, NJ). Another interesting aspect to the beautiful town is the local Walmart which apparently is doubling as year around three ring circus. Take the whole family to this perpetual freak show and enjoy the notorious 700lb woman with front upper pussy that will blow your mind (See: FUPA).
Newton: the destination for your next family vacation!
Newton: the destination for your next family vacation!
by Newton4Life October 13, 2011
Lakewood, NJ is a small, quaint town in NJ where you can find just about every type of person. From Bougie ass Black families to extremely gentrifying Othodox Hasidic Jews to Mexicans, to trashy ass white people. There is literally nothing to do in this town. Everybody knows each other. The moment you get on Route 9, everyone will flock to you and immediately be all up in your business. If you're queer and you're born here, move out as fast as you can. News of your queerness will spread everywhere even if you only whispered it in the many wooded areas of this town once. If you like boring mediocrity & low price housing, and the only form of entertainment is being up someone's asshole about Lakewood is for you!
Person 1: Ugh, fuck I've gotta drive through Lakewood, NJ.
Person 2: Oh god. I hope you didn't masturbate 3 months ago when he clock hit 2:25:26 AM, because they'll know.
Person 2: Oh god. I hope you didn't masturbate 3 months ago when he clock hit 2:25:26 AM, because they'll know.
by Sahaerys July 12, 2019
A sack of shit town with nothing to do except walk around but you can't do that either or the cops will arrest you
BOB: Its the weekend lets do something.
STEVE: Well there's absolutely nothing to do we're in Emerson NJ.
BOB:Oh yeah FUCK!
STEVE: Well there's absolutely nothing to do we're in Emerson NJ.
BOB:Oh yeah FUCK!
by richard simmons 12345678 May 18, 2009
Union's esteem relies heavily on it's claim to the "World's Tallest Water Sphere." It has one high school, which houses about 2500 students per year. Union High's reputation relies heavily on having past graduates such as Ray Liotta, Robert Wuhl, and (almost) Artie Lang. If you live in Union you probably never go to "the center," or actually hang out in Union all that much at all. If you're not from Union and you visit frequently you mostly likely have a condition, and should get that checked out.
by JakeTheFake December 7, 2006