Lando Calrissian

Weed, ganja, left-handed cigarette, or the weird stuff.

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?

by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005

Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.

Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"

by phantom5 June 1, 2005

lando norris

twat x

have you heard of lando norris?
yeah, he’s a twat x

by sheiIa-smith February 3, 2022

lando new

Lando new is a very charming and loyal man. He is very handsome but he doesn't think so. He is very nice and trustworthy. If you have a lando never let him go.

???: have you met lando new yet?

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Lando Effect

This term has two meanings

1. Created by shelovesF1 on tiktok and this is when Lando Norris wears a beanies and looks good doing it

2. Created by Simon Lazenby during the 2022 Australian Grand Prix weekend and it is when Lando Norris makes women cry because he is so good looking in real life and because he is their favourite driver

An example for the first definition
Me : “Did you see Lando’s Post on Instagram?”
Friend: “He absolutely SLAYED the Lando effect”

Example for the second

Friend : “ when you met lando, you definitely had the Lando effect”
Me : “I was definitely crying”

by Notgrandebutcurva April 10, 2022

Lando

Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.

Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"

by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015

lando norris

a fuckin awesome THREE time f1 grand prix winner.
(probably the 2024 wdc and im predicting it rn)

me: did you hear that lando norris won the dutch gp with a winning margin of 22.896s?
bro: peak frfr

by ln4ngel October 8, 2024