Lando Calrissian

Weed, ganja, left-handed cigarette, or the weird stuff.

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?

by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005

Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.

Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"

by phantom5 May 28, 2005

lando norris

twat x

have you heard of lando norris?
yeah, he’s a twat x

by sheiIa-smith February 03, 2022

Lando

Is a person who can't find anybody that loves has crush but there taken . Hardworking peoples and have great voice

Lando
Friendly

by Aiite nuh seh November 25, 2021

Lando

Lando is the king of ani-tiktok a sexy …. baka owner he’s the swift knight and could have his way with your aunt and mom and sister !

“ Hey this dude is such a lando his shinobi rod can make anyone give in “

by syntarddd May 13, 2022

Lando

A word describing how you can't trust someone

IDK so he's lando

by Coolestboi January 13, 2019

Lando

Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.

Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"

by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015