Cilf

Chink
I'd
Like to
Fuck

If u r talking to an asian guy/girl, u'd prolly say AILF rather than CILF (Chink is replaced by Azn or Asian)

Jim:"Ohhhh man, that Korean girl is a CILF!"
Frey:"Ahh I prefer Jap chicks. Tomoko is a freakin CILF alright."

by Kenjitheninja December 17, 2006

cilf

stands for "Croat I'd like to fuck"

Goran Visnjic is a major cilf!

by Sarah November 27, 2003

Cilf

Candidate I'd like to fuck.

Hillary Clinton is a hot Cilf.

Nancy Pelosi is a hot cilf, but some would call her a congressional cilf.

by Jets Fan March 7, 2008

CILF

Candidate I'd like to Fuck

Yeah, Obama has a lot of strategic advantages over Clinton, and McCain too for that matter, but more importantly, he's a total cilf.

by Berit Anderson February 20, 2008

d-cilf

"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.

ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!

MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.

FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!

MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!

ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.

MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).

ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!

MOM: What's that Honey?

ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?

ANITA: I sure would.

MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.

AUNT FLO: It sure is.

by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006

cilf

A acronym for "Crush i'd like/love to fuck". A very cute person a person has desire on that is willing to shag/have sex with him/her.

1. "Hey! There's Jack! He's my total cilf!"
2. "Wow. What a cilf."
3. "Jade thinks that Trent is her cilf. She wants to REALLY shag him."

by irieomgfunny/面白い September 22, 2022

Cilf

Cousin I'd like to fuck

"Have you seen Jimmy's cousin? She's a total Cilf."

by DAMNWITCH May 2, 2021