vagina jack

is the headphone's jack under the ICON console mixing desk (by digidesign) on the right hand side, it looks like a vagina and feels like one it has the shape of it, and the hole for the jack it self feels like the clitorice or to be nice the ''soft spot'' or a womans body, discovered by Amro, Jesse and Stefan

"jeremie stuck his plug in the vagina jack"

vagina jack by Stefan van der Plas June 11, 2007

Union Jack 

Pet name for penis

Union Jack has come out to greet us today! He is huge!

Union Jack by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

new jack 

A male who has recently accquired the ability to masturbate (jack-off).

I walked in on my little brother jacking off. He must be a new jack.

new jack by Matteo September 12, 2003

happy jack 

slipping someone viagra at a party after they have a couple beer.

the dude was to drunk to notic he had a happy jack. he walked around with a stiffy all night

happy jack by Eddy Mac October 9, 2006

pre jack 

the slang term for premature ejaculation. also means to finish something rather quickly.

girl 1: i heard you had sex with your boyfriend for the first time last night.
girl 2: ya i did
girl 1: well? how was it?
girl 2:... he has pre jack

pre jack by dreadlockmamba January 13, 2011

Dirty Jack 

The act of a transgender person shoving a rat up an straight persons arse and a eel down their throat. The transgender person will then masturbate while watching. The two people will then perform the same act to the next person named jack

You heard that Jaylen and Connor did a dirty jack. We better tell jack honeyman to run!

Dirty Jack by Jaylen is so very gay April 19, 2020

fast hand jack 

a person who spends 20 to 21 hours a day learning pointless skills in any sport or activity.
-football
-poker
-teabaggin
-avin a ogwin
-turkish googelin'

fast hand jack-guys i can now do it 5 times faster (in any of the above)

fast hand jack by rjhawkins August 25, 2006