rub nuts

sarcastic way to tell someone you'll pay them a compliment later

We'll rub nuts after you finish helping me move this furniture.

rub nuts by dante aligeri June 28, 2006

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Dese Nuts

An explicit but humorous joke occuring when the letter "D" is brought up into conversation. The person hearing the "D" will obnoxiously shout "Dese Nuts," making the victim who brought up "D" look foolish and dim-witted. "Dese" is meant to be a shorter version of "These"

Joe: Man, my report card is filled with C's and D's
Rob: Dese NUTS

Joe: d00d It's so hot out here, I could use a refreshing glass of Sunny D
Rob: Sunny Dese Nuts

Joe: Guys, guys. Tracy has Double D's
Cliff: I knoowwwww
Rob: Double Dese Nuts
Cliff: AHHHH Joe you loser

Joe: Hey cliff, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet again?
Cliff: D
Joe: Dese nuts AHHHHH

Teacher: What's your last name, son?
Rob: It starts with a D
Joe: COUGHdesenutsCOUGH

Joe: D00d Kid Cudi's new album is so sweet
Rob: Kid Cud-ese nuts

Joe: Hey d00d can you please burn me that CD
Rob: CD-ese nuts AHHH

Teacher: Hello I will be your substitute for today. You can call me Mr. D
Joe: Mr Dese Nuts AHHHHH

Dese Nuts by robsjoes12 December 7, 2009

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deez nuts

nutsack that has some balls in it known as deez nuts

i got to tell eileen about that

eileen who?

i leen back so you can see deez nuts

deez nuts by MOOSHOO PORK September 29, 2004

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nutsack

1. A synonym for scrotum, which protects and houses the male testes. Should not be forcefully attacked for any reason.

2. Some asshole using my name to make stupid definitions. *thumbs down*

Get your own name, nutsack.

His nutsack was ripped open when he landed on that pipe, and his balls spilled out.

nutsack by Inimical November 7, 2004