Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.
Joepy: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024
Get the Joepy Newsmug. Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025
Get the Papua New Guinea Tailpipemug. 
Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus
by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019
Get the Kronks new grovemug. by Yellowfang42266 September 7, 2021
Get the parsippany New Jerseymug. The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
by GrimAngel December 17, 2022
Get the Newsmug. The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.
by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022
Get the New York City subwaymug.