cock stuffing

Unexplained phenomena your ex-boyfriend does in an ill fated bid to win you back. Usually involves a lobe taper and the lubricant he uses to masturbate, to which he inserts into his urethra. The element of surprise oftentimes disallows the lube. May indicate possible homosexual tendencies. Can be strangely fascinating for some people.

ex-BF: thanks for bringing my Esteban guitar, amp and instructional dvd set
ex-GF: no prob, bye
ex-BF: so are you seeing anyone? *poor attempt at cock stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking*
ex-GF: not cool. *swallows vomit*

by Scarred Eyeballs October 1, 2007

double cocked

actually possessing two usable cocks

Guy 1: I did her anal and vaginal
Guy 2: O yeah i did her both at once
Guy 1: You double cocked bastard

by J__Rad June 8, 2005

Cock-monkey

The person that does work generally of a non-intellectual type.

Window-washing, painting, cleaning of all sorts, demolition via saws, etc.

Why would I do that cock-monkey work? It doesn't pay for shit.

by IHC2007 August 6, 2007

Cock Muncher

Calling someone this name is refering to them as gay, or a slut. Also that they suck Cock.

student 1: Did u see that kid over there?

student 2: Yea! someone told me that he was a complete Cock Muncher!

by leinad78 April 1, 2010

Cock-Stopper

A person that stops the cock from entering the pussy.

You'r such a cock-stopper!

by Tipsy-rob July 29, 2008

cock cozy

The space between a pair of breasts that accomodates a cock, durring breast sex.

John fucked the shit out of Janes cock cozy

by BTBeth November 29, 2006

cock monkey

one who is acting like a dick yet resembling a monkey or could also mean someone that is needing the cock and is acting like a monkey to get it and embarrasing your ass in front of one or more people. at times people have confused a cock monkey for a mongolian ass pirate but there is a big difference, cockmonkeys attack the front.

that darren guy, he's quite the cock monkey.

by wontonballs August 2, 2007