cock monkey

one who is acting like a dick yet resembling a monkey or could also mean someone that is needing the cock and is acting like a monkey to get it and embarrasing your ass in front of one or more people. at times people have confused a cock monkey for a mongolian ass pirate but there is a big difference, cockmonkeys attack the front.

that darren guy, he's quite the cock monkey.

by wontonballs August 02, 2007

quiff

a sound emiting from thepussy making a farting sound. a mixture of air and bodily fluids causes this. also known as a pussy fart.

did you just fart or was that a quiff babe?

by wontonballs August 02, 2007

tosslord

the best salad tosser of them all, salad tosser of the century, king tossing saladius, ass assassin, bum pirate, hole hitler .

that hoe tossed my salad so good last night, i think she's runner up for tosslord

by wontonballs August 02, 2007