wontonballs's definitions

cock monkey

one who is acting like a dick yet resembling a monkey or could also mean someone that is needing the cock and is acting like a monkey to get it and embarrasing your ass in front of one or more people. at times people have confused a cock monkey for a mongolian ass pirate but there is a big difference, cockmonkeys attack the front.

that darren guy, he's quite the cock monkey.

by wontonballs August 2, 2007

tosslord

the best salad tosser of them all, salad tosser of the century, king tossing saladius, ass assassin, bum pirate, hole hitler .

that hoe tossed my salad so good last night, i think she's runner up for tosslord

by wontonballs August 2, 2007

quiff

a sound emiting from thepussy making a farting sound. a mixture of air and bodily fluids causes this. also known as a pussy fart.

did you just fart or was that a quiff babe?

by wontonballs August 2, 2007