slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015

black men don't cheat

The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .

"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"

by aguzejr December 30, 2017

black-sh33p

Is a sexy beast with lots of chicks crawling all over him.

<chick 1> OMG ITS Black-Sh33p!!!
<chick 2> Lets go see if he wants to fuck.
<chick 1> Lets GO!!!
<chick 3> Wait for me!!!! im trying to get my enourmus boobs to fit in my bra!

by Adam December 25, 2004

Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.

I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

I Know Black People

A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins.

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?"
"That is correct"

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"Get out and vote?"
"No I'm sorry that is not correct"

by superjebus September 2, 2005

black & decker pecker wrecker

A female with braces on her teeth.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

black tar heroin sandwich

A black tar heroin Sandwich is a sandwich including 1. a piece of white bread 2. Black tar heroin 3. Chicken nuggets 4. more black tar heroin 5. a piece of bread on top

Mom: "son what sandwich would you like for today"
Son: " a black tar heroin sandwich thanks mom"
Mom: where do i get the chicken nuggets?"
Son: IDK in the freezer

by yeetermeater December 17, 2019