a long schlong that Elliot has
by anonymous November 29, 2022
Get the penismug. A penis that is 7-8 inches long. It us used for having sex, it either goes into a girls mouth, ass or vagina. It also produces a large amount of cum when you wank.
by Bigb0yeatsshit August 4, 2020
Get the Penismug. When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.
by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022
Get the banjo penismug. Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)
by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022
Get the Penismug. 
A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.
by T.T.doe October 29, 2012
Get the fingernail penismug.