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Chicken Cunt

A mass assembly of chickens who bring their cunts and place them on the body of one sleeping dirty twat who recently had forced sexual intercourse with the leader of the chicken assembly.

Generally resembles chicken pox however this is a totally different disease.

Also see Cunt Pox.
I was over at Coach Tom's, and he has Chicken Cunt all over his body.
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cock juggling thunder cunt

Used commonly to describe those real douche bags...like...you are a cock juggling thunder cunt, as soon as the person hears this they shut the fuck up and know that next time they say something so stupid they WILL be cockslapped.
-them-Yo im going to do this insane trick in tony hawk later on its going to be crazy!!!11!!!!

-word user-you...are a cock juggling thunder cunt...and then you look the other way.
Related Words

pizza cunt 

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.
Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!
pizza cunt by BPonD December 26, 2008

Cunty mc cunt face

A cunt with a cunt-like appearance: the type of cunt that genuinely looks a cunt and lives up to the name. What a cunt...
Miss Spencer is such a cunty mc cunt face, I hate her, that cunt.

gumma cunt 

Tertiary (late) stage syphilitic sores on the vaginal wall (i.e., cunt). The lesions are red with a necrotic and oozing center. These sores are typically the sign of a long term syphilis infection and the implication is that if you suffer from them, you are sexually promiscuous (and nasty).
That girl is so skanky, I bet she has a gumma cunt." Can also be used to as an embellished derogatory name, e.g., "she is such a gumma cunt."
gumma cunt by Evelyn Waugh April 27, 2011

Hunkering Cunt 

A vaginal orifice sequestered for its own protection against any manner of external dangers. Generally used descriptively for a person lacking in bravery, or just as a horrendously vile-sounding insult.
Hunkering Cunt by jaszen June 21, 2011

pickly cunt

A vagina that resembles a pickle; Greenish, yellow, lumpy, and having the strong smell of vinegar.
Jennifer had a pickly cunt for about a week after I was done with her.
pickly cunt by Dr. Manwich September 25, 2011