Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

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Blues-day

When your Tuesday is terrible, much like Mondays are expected to be

Aw man I had a shitty blues-day

by Em1ly September 19, 2017

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Blue Fish

The act of slapping someone’s inner thighs, often by surprise, in order to replicate the sound of a blue fish flopping around on the ground.

You just blue fished me!

by Raenac August 14, 2022

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Blue boinkies

A gender-neutral term for sexual hypertension.

We're still extremely aroused. It seems we're gonna have blue boinkies.

by Goyangi July 31, 2025

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Blue

the person who hurt you the most.

,,She/he/they’re my blue”
,,oh sorry..”

by Strawberry_honey_pie December 4, 2020

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It comes from a movie "the matrix" where if you choose the red pill it means you're woke or awake while if you choose blue you'll stay on a dream/social construct. Usually people use these terms as an insult in political arguments but not always(just mostly)

Do keep in mind I do not care about both left and right side. I just don't care about politics.

"you f*cking feminazi red pill shill"
"You blue pills doesn't understand the meaning of racism, black people can't be racist"

by Pffftraaa January 11, 2020

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