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you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up
by landry January 9, 2021
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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Doing a Graeme

When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.
1: Man I haven't I shit in 2 weeks
2: have you tried doing a Graeme?
by SplitscreenFace November 7, 2022
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do it NOW!

Taken from a monologue from the streamer LowTierGod, who is telling some of his viewers that they are useless and they should kill themselves. This phrase is often combined with emojis and imagery of heavy storm and lightning. It holds the same usage as "Kill yourself".
by V_ll7 April 29, 2023
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Baby I’ll do the dishes

“Baby I’ll do the dishes” is a chant that fans do at a ROLE MODEL concert when after the lyric, “see loving me is like doing a choir” is said, fans in the audience would yell “Baby I’ll do the dishes!” (Started by @graysontour on TikTok)
See loving me is like doing a choir, Baby I’ll do the dishes!
by Rolemodelfanrx April 20, 2025
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doing a flange

A group bicycle (or motorcycle) ride. Can be used to describe anything fun done is a group.
The guys are doing a flange this Saturday, do you want to come?
by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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make do

The illiterate Tool's incorrect and illogical version of "Make Due".
I want to take Extasy but will have to make do with Acid.
by I know what I'm doing December 17, 2020
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