expanding cunt

1. a cunt that expands when it has a baby coming out of it
2. a cunt that expands when an overly large penis is inserted
3. a cunt that expands with a full packet of custard creams 'up there'

look at that expanding cunt, you cunt muffin crack whore. i'm gonna pop a cap in his expanding cunt ass

by room a February 22, 2009

lippy cunt

Mandziaras wife, unhappy bitch , Skank-Ho, lemon sucker, Polack lover, basic all around miserable cunt.

Cathy, as usual was a complete lippy cunt with her frowning and child like behavior. Looks like she's sucking a lemon while trying to take a shit but cant quite squeese the turd out!

by backfat March 31, 2009

Cunt

Noun;

1: One who causes extreme bitchyness to others for the sole reason of causing annoyance.

2: A name for a not very clean vagina. A place to be kicked.

3: A person who repetitively refuses to not do something

1: Jenna's Mom wont even respond to my text messages. what a fucking Cunt.
2: Ew, I'd rather kick than lick that nasty Cunt. *vomits*
3: What the ckuf, Dan keeps fucking missing practice, whatta Cunt.

by Amuddackuffa April 17, 2013

Cunt Punterific

used to describe a person, thing, or situation (usually referring to a women)
that makes you want to cunt punt someone or something.

"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's cunt punterific!"

by drklein April 23, 2013

Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.

John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.

by The Sheikh May 5, 2013

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

Cunt Skimming

When a girl wears a skirt that is so short you can see her vagina

Wow, that dress is cunt skimming

by fatsaladclub08 March 4, 2014