micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.

"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."

by BandageMan September 8, 2022

shota complex

male equivalent of lolita complex

"lately i've been saving art of young boys"
"do you have a shota complex?"

by dolisako September 18, 2022

subatomic computer

A machine specially a computer that completes tasks while being no bigger than a cell in size.

subatomic computers are not quantum computers, it is the size differences in which they perform.

by 1m1m0 September 23, 2022

Michigan computer

A 12 inch slide rule

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem

by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022

A complete fucking dumbass

That one guy that is just unfathomably stupid. You are often surprised and baffled at the thought that someone so incredibly stupid has even figured out how to breathe.

Leaves you speechless

Dumbass: We need to stop taking advantage of gravity. We’re running out of it and soon there will be none left for us
Everyone with one brain cell: You’re a complete fucking dumbass

by WazzuppG September 26, 2022

NPC complex

A condition where an NPC goes round calling others NPCs to try and deflect from the fact that he himself is one

"I just got called an NPC"
"Who by?"
"Mike"
"That's the only word he knows, Mike's definitely coming down with an NPC complex"

by WolframAlphaZero October 16, 2022

Kitchen complaint

In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.

My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.

by Xyst October 27, 2022