Dick Tumor

A way to obtain a bigger dick is just grow some dick tumors, but you also may die.

"Bruh my Dick Tumor made my dick an extra 5 inches"

"These bitches finna appreciate that"

by Kénji Lescara March 27, 2019

guinea dick

A much, much smaller, softer furred, terrified version of a regular dick.

Damn these uncoordinated tittie midgets and their jigging Guinea dicks!

by LeAFiLL October 17, 2017

Joggin' Dick

used for people who like jogging on dick

Zay: You watched the game last night?
Alan: Yeah, the Jets whooped the Bills. They never stood a chance.
Zay: stop joggin' dick shorty!

by kaizen017 September 28, 2023

Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.

"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"

by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015

Tuxedo dick

When your husband only gives you gentleman dick but you really long for porn star dick.

Before we were married he used to Fuck me like a porn star but now that we are married he only gives me tuxedo dick.

by Chi-raq August 30, 2017

Dick cheeser

Someone who has dick cheese on there penis

John is a dick cheeser

by Mauq February 14, 2022

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016