Hulk Dick

Hulk dick is an expression for a penis that is fairly small when flaccid, but when erect grows to enormous sizes.

"Thought this guy I hooked up with would be small since he was short, turns out he had a massive hulk dick."

by haha_fuck_youu October 23, 2017

Dick muffler

When you shove your dick into a muffler of a running car and let the exhaust go into your the hole in your penis.

One time I had my side hoe perform a dick muffler on me and my dick was brownish black and throbbing for the next week or two

by Randy Leavitt June 26, 2018

Dick Bomb

the act of photo bombing with a fully erect penis!

guy1: dude did you see my picture on facebook last week
guy2: ya man!! Darren totally Dick Bombed it

by themaindog May 15, 2014

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

Dick Moshpit

When twenty men try to use a single urinal at one time

At a party last week, Nigel's toilet turned into a dick moshpit.

by fist.of.buddha February 8, 2020

Chomp Dick

A very rare occasion that people with the first name "Tyler" get. This happens when a girl is giving you head and she bites down on your dick. Recently, Tyler Waldron has suffered from this. F's in the chat.

My name is Tyler Waldron and I received CHOMP DICK.

by Rubber.69 August 28, 2018

dick scrunch

The wrinkle of skin ringed around the shaft below the tip. Usually present in large flaccid cocks.

Bro Bryan has hella dick scrunch! I can't imagine how his girl takes that pork sword.

by Pete the cat February 16, 2017