snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.

Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.

by The adaptor December 31, 2014

Dough Slaping

The act of repeatedly smacking your flaccid penis upon someones ass cheeks until hard

I couldn't get it up, until I did some dough slaping

by BigpapaJohn July 9, 2014

f-slapped

When you find a bug in a product but engineering tells you that its not a bug, its a feature.

Oh dude, I just got f-slapped by eng again.

by ttm_monkey June 2, 2015

pitched slapped

When you get slapped so hard by the sick beat

Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils

by fuban June 19, 2015

ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015