Antonia's penis 

A penis that sticks out of your asshole

I wanna fuck you in the ass with Antonia's penis. BUTT SEX!

Antonia's penis by Douchey pouchey May 17, 2015

MLK giant curved penis statue 

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

MLK giant curved penis statue by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

japanese penis 

Approximately 2 inches long when erect, the short length and lack of girth is due to terror from godzilla attacks

Somewhere along the evolutionary line, the japanese got the shaft (or lost the shaft, i should say); the day Godzilla decided to attack tokyo. They say the japanese penis shrunk 3 sizes that day...

japanese penis by Big Black December 9, 2008

bent-penis math equations 

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

bent-penis math equations by Anarchist October 17, 2003

Large Penis 

A Black Appendage. The Dark Meat.

Anthony K has a Large Penis.

Large Penis by IHaveALargePenis March 21, 2005

untame penis 

a penis which is not tame it will bite and growl is known to attack small children and animals

"my untame penis bite the face off a small girl"

"im gonna have to stick a mussle on my untame penis it bite me again yesterday"

untame penis by Swift December 13, 2003

small penis car 

a exotic car such as a ferrari or a big SUV such as a hummer used to make up for having a small cock. NOT a muscle car.

*ferrari pulls up to light,revs engine* dude 1: haha,check the fag in the ferrari dude 2: he's gotta be compensating,that's a total small penis car.

small penis car by postaldude007 July 28, 2009