finger painting 

Code word for sex.
Coming from letters FP which means 'full penetration'.

Said by Mike when he banged Tanya in Paradise Hotel 2.

Guys: So what happened with Tanya last night?
Mike: We did some finger painting

finger painting by Rachel McPants December 15, 2010

fingerfarts

cracking you knuckels.

fingerfarts are cool

fingerfarts by njskrtnghaet April 16, 2009

Fingerblast 

fingerblast
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room

Dave: How'd it go with genna last night?

Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.

Dave: How was the cleanup?

Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.

Fingerblast by Jonny stonking May 30, 2018

fingercheese 

The act of preforming a fingercheese on someone else. To preform a fingercheese, you simply hold a finger of choice under the victims nose. Then you ask, "Does fingercheese?" as quickly as possible. You are only required to remove the finger if the victim A)-says, "finger does cheese"; or B)-smells the finger in question.

Person 1: Hey there.
Person 2: Hey. *puts finger under Person 1's nose* does fingercheese?
Person 1: Finger does cheese./*person 1 smells finger*

fingercheese by trikkyman007 January 10, 2008

jizz finger 

First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally finger dat bitch like it's 1999 causing the whore to become impregnated with your child. For 9 months this bitch will be all over your cock piece and afterwards if she wants to leave at least you have a young child to force into slave labor.

"Dude this girl was totally cock teasing me so when I finally hooked up with her I gave her ye olde jizz finger. Now she won't leave me alone cause I'm her baby's daddy. Best part is in 9 months I'll have a slave baby to clean my apartment."

jizz finger by Fusco November 14, 2007

Finger circle 

It’s the joke that everyone has done at least once and it’s hilarious because then you get to neckthem after they look be clear it’ Just 👌 this but turned upside down below your waist

Oh my gosh Alex just finger circled me now he’s going to neck me because he said

‘No self serve”

Finger circle by Jokeluver2150 May 9, 2018

finger seizure 

Unexpected, erratic loss of digital control, resulting in garbled typed text.

His note says "yiu noeed to hurry up and come doen befor we leave@@@2@1!" He must have had a finger seizure.

finger seizure by K Wheezle May 25, 2004