Dick whap

When a man leaves a penis bruise on a woman’s face. Usually done in the process of hob-knocking.

After Brennan finished hob-knocking Oliver and Seth. They all went to Walmart to buy condoms (for anal with each other) when they looked in the mirror and noticed Seth and Oliver had a monstrous dick whap on their face. To describe this monstrosity of a dick whap within the bruise you could not only see the penis but the shaft as well, at the end of the shaft located the bell.

by BrennanAshlee April 17, 2019

Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.

Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'

by mahill23 January 12, 2014

Dick Widow

Alter ego of Black Widow in an alternative Marvel universe (possible a universe where all superheroes are porn stars)

Dick Widow and that guy who’s shoots arrows were summoned by the head of Shield, Dick Fury, to protect the earth against a man with a huge metal glove!

by Dick Widow 3000 May 13, 2019

vacation dick

A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Tammy said when we go to Jamaica she is going to find me a vacation dick.

by Jonathan Papoutsis June 17, 2016

Milk Dick

A homosexual but generally homophobic adolescent

Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.

by Mr. Moose the 1st July 26, 2016

Guilt dick

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)

I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .

by Anothaone December 9, 2016

Bill-dick

Bill-dick is not a very likable person. A stone hard bitch who does not care for anyone, even his children.

Bill-dick is my father and i hate time.

by 你是我的小的小苹果 April 4, 2022