When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.
fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"
by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016
Get the fat conmug. I large (or thicc) piece of software, the main use of the "fat dongle" is to shove that thicc bae into your sexy computer and make someone jizz.
by FatDongle April 20, 2017
Get the Fat Donglemug. Dude that girl is 5’5” and weighs 135 pounds but my ex weighed 100 , she’s so fat!
Dude no 135 isn’t fat , your ex was just anorexic. Plus look in the mirror. How fat manic are you?
Dude no 135 isn’t fat , your ex was just anorexic. Plus look in the mirror. How fat manic are you?
by carebearcares#7 December 8, 2023
Get the Fat manicmug. *finishes eating dinner*
*reaches for more potatoes"
Emily: "Slow down peppa pig! Are you really getting seconds, seriously?"
Me: "Are you seriously going to get ANOTHER HUSBAND? Slow down!"
EMILY KNEW SHE HAD TO STOP FAT-SHAMING
*reaches for more potatoes"
Emily: "Slow down peppa pig! Are you really getting seconds, seriously?"
Me: "Are you seriously going to get ANOTHER HUSBAND? Slow down!"
EMILY KNEW SHE HAD TO STOP FAT-SHAMING
by dunnowhatimdoinghere June 12, 2023
Get the fat-shamingmug. 

