PENIS PIERCE

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.

Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.

by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

Penis Cocoon

The non-medical term to describe the fleshly foreskin of the male penis. Typically, removed to stop the euphoric joy of male masturbation. Despite being a sweater for your penis, you're still going to shrink.

"It's a good thing I have a penis cocoon so I can dock the hell out of an orange. The citrus burns will give me pleasure." Said Joe.

by Rock your rockhard February 9, 2023

Penis

Love sausage eaten by all

Person: Man I sure do love eating John's penis!

by Michaelius Dingulius February 13, 2023

Penis Silk

Pre-cum

She loved milking his schlong for his penis silk.

by Derker Derr February 17, 2023

penis

Go to the mirror, if you look masculine. Pull your pants, youll see a stick(or worm if ur not as hard as a rock) and a sack with 2 balls. that thing, is ur penis.

Jenna: Hey mom, I think I have a penis!
Jenna's mom: How the f- UR A GIRL!
Jenna: I know, no need to remind me.
Jenna's mom: I'm gotta go talk to your father.

by Laxer35 February 21, 2023

Nazi Penis

Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.

It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.

by My Nutty Adventure February 21, 2023