Jungle Penis 

Uncircumcised with the combination of unshaven pubes, reminiscent of the tribal way of the jungle and their uncleanliness

I was taking a shower at the YMCA and I saw this one fool with jungle penis! It was covered with some weird skin and lost in the hair!

Jungle Penis by yvanehtnioj December 20, 2008

Ambush Penis 

When a person unexpectedly sends you a picture of their penis /or naked body. Especially true when you have not said or done anything to encourage the sharing of nudity .

I met this guy online and two emails in I said here's a picture of me at Orlando and the nest thing I know *BAM* Ambush Penis. So that was the end of that.

Ambush Penis by Briesie March 24, 2011

Joy Penis 

A woman with a very large penis who is named Joy. Many times lives a seemingly 'normal' life with a husband and kids, but has a large penis. Usually ends with divorce.

Guy 1: Hey man what happened with Joy?

Guy 2: I broke up with her.

Guy 1: Why!? She was hot!

Guy 2: She had a Joy penis.

Guy 1: Oh!

Joy Penis by Mysterypickle July 17, 2011

Rhino Penis

The weirdest looking thing in the world. It's long, and people think it's a 5th leg. Pretty nasty.

Son: Hey look! The Rhino has 5 legs!
Mom: Honey, that's not a 5th leg. That's a rhino penis.

Rhino Penis by Globz August 3, 2011

Nerd Penis Length 

The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)

Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.

Nerd Penis Length by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011

Food penis 

A hunger for sexual activity in the penile region

Ethan had a large food penis after seeing a very attractive person down the street.

Food penis by Heisenberg White December 26, 2011

deshi deshi tard penis 

literally just words added together as an insult. when you can't find correct words to describe someone who is being unreasonable.

oh man, you're such a deshi deshi tard penis.

deshi deshi tard penis by lozzer14 November 18, 2010