nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

nutella wristy by In your endo June 14, 2014

nutty 

Adj.
Used to describe a person, place, or thing of extremely high quality. Derived from the richness of nuts. Something chock full of awesomeness.

That album was nutty. I can't get it out of my head.

Dude, those brownies were nutty. I ate 12.

Did you see Obama's speech last night? It was nutty. I'm inspired.

nutty by the_massimo December 10, 2010

nuts on the road 

means okay, thats fine, all good, great, sounds good etc.

John: Shall we got out for a curry tonight?
Chris: Nuts on the road we will!

nuts on the road by dfghfdrfdfrt September 28, 2007

nuthugger

1. noun. A nomadic miserable cunt, who becomes so obsessed with a guy, that she will do basically anything to maintain his attention; whether it be sex, incessant annoyance, or other favors; the term is connotatively derived from the fact that the broad in question is virtually clinging onto his testicles with strength considerably more powerful than a GI Joe Kung-Fu grip.

2. noun. A bitch that is a freeloading, mooching cunt.

1. That nuthugger won't leave me alone. All I wanted was for her to blow me, and now she won't stop calling me. It's getting weird, but at least she buys me food when I want it--usually after she blows me.

2. I was trying to make a drunken feast in the kitchen, and this nuthugger wouldn't stop trying to mooch my shit. If she was that hungry, she should have blown me.

There's nuthuggery afoot here...

nuthugger by Juice & Clint March 2, 2005

fluffer nutter

a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwhich! MMmmmmm MMMmmmmmm good.

I'll have a fluffer nutter for lunch.

fluffer nutter by Kristin April 12, 2003

mutts nuts 

something that is very good
more polite version of dogs bollocks

Man that was the mutts nuts

mutts nuts by Human Sacrifice November 5, 2003

kick in the nuts 

something totally wrong to do. It's sexual harassment first off. When a girl does it to a guy for no reason it makes him wanna commit suicide. YES IT DOES. Its totally wrong and sexist. Girls who do it for fun are just dumbassed sexist bitches and should be thrown into a giant moving fan resulting in their guts splattering everywhere.You can hurt somebody physicaly and emotionaly by doing this. You can also kill somebody(yup it's true) or get arrested for doing this. If you read this please take it into mind.

kicking somebody in the nuts is totally sexist. So don't do it.kick in the nuts...totally wrong.

kick in the nuts by buttholeface April 9, 2006