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Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!
by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024
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Reeves-monkey

One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".
Those wonderful men and their flying machines at honda.
by OJB September 26, 2004
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monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.
Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’
by SwissMinty December 27, 2024
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Monkey

DEFINITION 1: Often referred to an animal

DEFINITION 2: Often referred to a black person (especially in 2023)
for definition 1: "Wow, look at that monkey! It's in a cage =(
for definition 2: "Watch out! The monkey has a gun and is robbing the bank!"
by DuckieBoiKal_U.D. April 18, 2023
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Redwood Monkey

Redwood monkey (slang, derogatory) — A made-up insult directed toward someone from Northern California or Native to that region, implying they are wild, primitive, or less civilized. Often used mockingly or with racist undertones toward Indigenous people, referencing “Redwood” (a Northern California symbol) and “monkey” (a demeaning term).
1. Insulting context:
“Go back to the woods, you redwood monkey.”
(Used to mock someone’s Native background or connection to Northern California nature.)

2. Mocking someone’s roots:
“Figures a redwood monkey like you wouldn’t get it.”
(Meant to sound superior, suggesting the person is uneducated or “wild.”)

3. Targeted, location-based jab:
“You must be from up north — all you redwood monkeys act the same.”
(Insulting someone for being from a specific area, often in a racist or classist tone.)
by Krakatoahaha October 23, 2025
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dub monkey

that one kid that is too much of a dumbass to read the subtitles
Friend : Why do you watch anime dubbed its so bad.
Other friend : Because!!I 1don't wanna read subtitles that stupiddddddd!!!!!! Im trying to enjoy the showawwdwas1ww!!12112!!1w not go to school!!!!!!1
Friend : you're such a dub monkey
by kavvou September 28, 2019
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monkey

you
you are a monkey!!”
by youareamonkey September 25, 2025
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