penis coat

1.the coat on a mans penis
2.the smelly oil that covers a mans anus after bum sex

aaron lickd the penis coat out of peters ass

by aaron February 23, 2005

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penis wrinkle

a loooooong wiiiide wrinkle on youe johnson

dont touch my penis wrinkle, it might bite you.

by superduperdooperpooper October 7, 2003

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internet penis

How long you say your penis is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb.

Yeah? Well MY internet penis is THIS big!

by Jack Carter April 3, 2004

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PENIS

Penis: noun, verb, adj, insult, etc.

Emma.

Behind them everyone hears someone randomly yell at the top of their lungs "PENIS!!!!"

"Hi Emma," they all respond, not bothering to look.

by keylicker01 October 10, 2004

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Plural penises dick
1. The male reproductive organ of mammals and some reptiles and birds. In mammals, the penis contains the urethra, which carries urine from the bladder and releases sperm during reproduction.
2. A similar organ found in the males of some invertebrate animals.
3. Comes in all sizes and colors

Tiara:That dude said is penis was 23 inches long
Sara:yea right

by Chayundra June 12, 2008