mental queef 

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

mental queef by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011

squeezy queef 

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

squeezy queef by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

Dock Queef 

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.

Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.

Dock Queef by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013

steamy queef

A moist expulsion of air from the vagina, best seen on colder days.

"You can tell it is cold out when, your see a women and she has steam coming from her vagina region, you know she just let out a good steamy queef...."

steamy queef by Pyramiddude87 March 18, 2014

Wine Queef 

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.

Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!

Wine Queef by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015

pre-queef 

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.

Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef

pre-queef by timetrain December 7, 2015

Mouth queef 

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.

Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."

Mouth queef by Verber April 20, 2016